She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize