No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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