i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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