there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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