I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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