I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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