Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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