I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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