I think I just saw someone hide a body.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm at about main and main street
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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