David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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