Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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