Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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