Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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