chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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