what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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