I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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