Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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