oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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