sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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