I hope mine doesn't look like that
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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