we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
