But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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