Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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