I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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