Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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