My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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