She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize