we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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