So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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