Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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