i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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