as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I've blown a few things in my day
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
tell me about the eggs
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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