38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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