i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
