I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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