Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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