i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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