I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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