We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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