it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
should my penis look like a turkey
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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