"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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