That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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