uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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