I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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