He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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