Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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