Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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