the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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