just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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