I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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