i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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