at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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