I wish I could punch you in the face.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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