im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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